A Pleasure and a Calling: A Novel – Phil Hogan Free Audiobook

Written by Phil Hogan
Read by Michael Page
Format: M4B
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged

William Heming sells real estate, but that’s not his only pursuit in this dark first-person tale by English journalist Hogan.

To say that Heming’s past was difficult is an understatement: His mother died in childbirth, his baby brother “disappeared,” and his cousin, Isobel, despises him, leaving Heming to be cared for by his aunt Lillian, who finds the young man repulsive. After one incident too many, he’s shipped off to boarding school, where his strangeness gets him into all sorts of trouble. Heming loves to steal keys and let himself into other people’s homes, including the rooms occupied by fellow students and teachers. But he’s not simply looking around; he likes to handle other people’s belongings, steal them and sometimes make himself at home. Eventually, he’s tossed from school and finds a job as an estate agent. When he encounters a rude dog walker one day, he decides to exact revenge. Since he keeps the keys to all the houses he’s ever sold, he still has the one that opens the man’s door, so he sneaks inside and leaves a “gift” that sets off a dramatic and deadly chain of events. In Heming’s character, Hogan has created a memorably creepy sociopath whose eloquent defense of behavior that most civilized people would find repellant only serves to illustrate the extent of his breaks with reality and, along with it, conventional behavior. Heming also hints at terrible past crimes, generously leaving the reader to fill in the blanks when it comes to both the mechanics and exact outcomes. Hogan skillfully builds a character that combines Mr. Goodbar, Hannibal Lector and Moriarty, but in doing so, he offers the reader little in the way of resolution.

Deft characterization, but reading about someone this relentlessly unconscionable will make most readers lunge for the shower as soon as they’ve reached the final page.